The Benefit of Having a Bum QR Code Tattoo

The Benefit of Having a Bum QR Code Tattoo
ID01 Apr 01, 2015 19:22

Well my over one million online fans, here's your favorite blogger Josh again.

 

Yes, as you have seen in the picture, I got a new tattoo on my bum and it was an amazing experience, no doubt. Please allow me to explain why. 

 

As a business shemale, I cannot look down upon the influence of wechat and other social media of promoting services and tangible products. But the world is now flooded with those horrible sales people every where, the world is full of noise, how can I make sure people choose me instead of the others?

 

Luckily, I am a tattoo expert myself and yeah, I have an amazing bum, good enough to grab some attention if i tattoo my QR Code on my bum. It was really hot in shanghai yesterday, I had to go out in my shots, so I thought, well, why not give it a try. So I grabbed my tools and tattooed my bum and went out confidently with my newly tattooed bum. Guess what..? It happened.

 

People started to follow me behind my bum with their phones in hands. God knows if they are taking pictures or scanning my cool tattoo code? I'll have to admit that I am just a little bit greedy, can't be contained with only a thousand wechat new friends a day. Plus, I care about my online fans and how they think. So I thought, why not? Here you go guys, here's my bum! I meant...my new tattoo..! 

 

Now I can predict this is going to be the new fashion trend. I already seen several of my fans posting tattooed bums of themselves online now. 

 

Oh, well, by the way, I am a business shemale, and crazy as I am I cherish people who cherich my business ideas other than just my bum. So, if you had a good laugh so far, you can actually try if the QR code works. One way of cheating is to search Josius317 instead. ;)

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Guest14236908

you are an attention whore

Apr 01, 2015 19:35 Report Abuse