Zhejiang Massage Madam Tells Customers Real Police Raid is April Fools Day Prank

Zhejiang Massage Madam Tells Customers Real Police Raid is April Fools Day Prank
Apr 02, 2015 By eChinacities.com

Not everything that happens on April Fools Day is a prank! On April 2, police in Jinhua, Zhejiang made rounds to check on massage parlors with alleged prostitution. A woman who worked at a foot massage parlor (which included more scandalous items than just foot massages on the menu) heard that police were checking around the neighborhood. However, she told her customers that it had to be an April Fools joke, and not to be nervous.

The foot massage place in question is huge: five floors and 16 rooms on each floor. The first, second and third floors are for regular massages and the fifth and sixth floors are for well, happier, but way more illegal massages.

The police raided the massage parlor around 11:00 pm that evening. They broke down locked doors on the upper floors and found a bunch of naked men and women wrapped in towels. One half naked man, a technical expert, was so startled that he tried to run and fell flat on his face. A policeman had to help him get back up. Yikes.

Six people were arrested on the suspicion of prostitution along with the five managers of the massage parlor. The customers now believe that the prostitute who persuaded them to stay and told them that the rumors of the raid were an April Fools prank was actually in cahoots with the police! Or maybe she was just playing her own prank on them: the police aren't coming….April Fools!

Source: inews.qq.com

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Guest14224308

Me so horny. Me love you long time. Does anyone remember that in "Full Metal Jacket"?

Apr 08, 2015 22:19 Report Abuse

Guest2781358

Yes and it's just as racist today as it was then.

Jul 14, 2015 03:38 Report Abuse

Guest2368048

The difference between good and evil is that good has its limits. China knows no limits.

Apr 08, 2015 11:32 Report Abuse

Guest2781358

Of all the chinese business people to trust, they put their faith in a hooker?

Apr 05, 2015 07:43 Report Abuse

kuntmans

The curious thing, as ever, is that echinacities have an actual photo of inside the brothel. Another great piece of 'undercover' work from the (male) journalists then?

Apr 03, 2015 23:45 Report Abuse

alexglez

Anything to bring us first hand quality documents :D

Apr 04, 2015 02:06 Report Abuse

bill8899

I thought April Fool's Day was-is April 1? Or is that just April Fools!

Apr 03, 2015 19:05 Report Abuse

Guest2301262

Given the direction Earth is heading, if not for hygiene reasons it maybe better that way considering the great number of marriages around here being nothing more than camouflaged, privatised prostitution, with guys being baited, hunted, then used like pigs. You get such a better deal with a pro (hooker) than a fake. If both say 'I love you' both are lying anyway, the main difference is that the pro gets the job done to your satisfaction, if not just ring the f*&king (pun intended) service bell! No lawyers, no alimony, no monthly madness, no mad menopause (non stop torture for a decade), no hacking into private emails/phone messages! Yep, I heard one local guy saying everyday before going home he had to delete EVERY single message on his mobile because he was dating a Guizhou (infamous) girl. WTF! LOL

Apr 03, 2015 10:44 Report Abuse

Guest2781358

completely agree ^

Apr 03, 2015 17:44 Report Abuse

Guest2301262

Guest2506504, very true too. The one rule that virtually all physically striking women operate on is --- I do everything to make sure I never sell myself short. This is especially true when they are brought up in financial poverty. Poverty has twisted the psyche of most mainland girls beyond recognition, for example. Thinking they're smart many throw their happiness out of the window just like that. They treat themselves as an auctionable object and when they're carried around as a trophy by the winning buyer they point their blaming fingers at the guys, 'you use me as a trophy'. LOL Sure, many guys do that. Who dehumanize, objectify, put themselves up for auction FIRST? The responsibility goes both ways. Years ago I was shocked to learn about a wealthy playboy ended up marrying a hooker, a 3rd grade actress. I know because I know people who have purchased her service. It took me awhile to figure out why. I think that playboy figured it out, those 'fair ladies' out there are nothing but camouflaged hookers, so might as well marry an authentic one who at at least was honest, and not be manipulated through sex (a major manipulation tool used by many women) by a camouflaged, privatised hooker. LOL

Apr 03, 2015 21:12 Report Abuse

Guest2301262

@Lord_hanson, those may just be girls who want to become your wife. LOL

Apr 03, 2015 21:18 Report Abuse

Guest2368048

'...who will only fuck in positions where she looks good' A result of previous conditionings. One good reason to buy cars brandnew so to speak.

Apr 05, 2015 07:01 Report Abuse

Guest2781358

Hookers

Apr 02, 2015 20:58 Report Abuse

Guest2301262

Two entire 'happy floors', 6 hookers arrested. Possible reasons. 1. Someone was counting using his 10 fingers 2. Those hookers were f@$king efficient. 3. Their customers were 'f@#king efficient'. LOL

Apr 02, 2015 20:27 Report Abuse

Quinn68

I see these foot massage places all around my city. Maybe I'm naive, but they seem innocuous enough, at least from the outside. Then again, I've never seen one that's six floors - that's massive. Those guys were idiots for trusting a prostitute.

Apr 02, 2015 20:43 Report Abuse

Guest2301262

I know the kind you are referring to, I see them too. I was told those massive ones exist, in large cities like Beijing, Shanghai, Shenzhen. If so they copied them from Macau which has these way back. Trusting hookers when you're their prospect is identical to asking waiters/waitresses at mainland restaurants which are the best dishes on the menu.

Apr 02, 2015 20:52 Report Abuse