Topic: Moonlake 's blog Tips for Maintaining Long Distance Relationships in China

We have all been there before, you meet some beautiful foreign girl and she appears to be the "One", but does she realy love me? Or could the UK/US passport be distorting her senses? Try this : My own 老外 love test! Try an find a friend with the mythical love chariot (宝马车） BMW ,and while your away send him round to try and chat her up. If she politely declines his friendship, then she could well be "The One". Dont be dissapointed if things dont go to plan, This is by far the easiest, cheapest and scientificly proven method. Also some reading I would recommend to anyone is to look into the backgrounds of an 82 year old gentleman Head of newscorps wife, and also into a famous English actor who stared in nottinghill babies mama. Then sincierly ask yourself: What do these two ladies have in common, and did they marry for love? I wish you the best of luck sir ,and if any lady passes my love test, you are truly lucky :)